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A Stupid Idea - Part 2Warning: This story will make more sense if you have heard / read an extremely detailed description of House of Wax, The Hills Have Eyes, The Ring, Carrie, IT, and (this is a new addition, so it's the only part you REALLY have to pay attention to if you read the last chapter all the way through like you were SUPPOSED to) Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th. Also, there is probably going to be some humor that is offensive to you eventually, whether you be male, female, hermaphroditic, sexually ambiguous, straight, gay, bisexual, Catholic, Lutheran, Methodist, Mormon, Baptist, Presbyterian, Some other form of Protestant, Buddhist, Hindu A Stupid Idea - Part 2
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A Stupid Idea - Part 1WARNING: This story might make more sense if you have seen (Or heard/read an extremely detailed description of) House of Wax, The Hills Have Eyes, The Ring, Carrie, and IT. However, if you are PLANNING to watch / read a detailed description of any of these, and you wish to take it seriously, this story is NOT for you. Also… There, is some humor that may be found offensive to… Actually, there's probably some humor that's offensive to EVERYBODY in existence. If that bothers you, then you shouldn't read this either. Thank you, and enjoy! (If you're still reading this…)     "Lizard, we need to have a talk." Jupiter l A Stupid Idea - Part 1
by ~THE-Popcorn
Chainsaws vs Apologies...Okay, just so you know, this is a ridiculous parody of a horror story I wrote on the same subject… You may want to read the original first, you may not. The original is called ‘Sorry Doesn’t Cut It’, and you can find it on this URL: http://the-popcorn.deviantart.com/art/Sorry-Doesn-t-Cut-It-99856842. The comparison is pretty much the equivalent to Scream and Scary Movie 1… Oh, and also, some of the humor IS pretty demented… Just so you know. Please don’t read if you have any shreds of sanity you plan on keeping. Anyway, please enjoy! (Where’d everybody go?)   
Erin was sitting on her bed, pret Chainsaws vs Apologies...
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Sorry Doesn't Cut ItThis one's not comedy... Obviously. It's more of a sick, sadistic, depressing horror type thing, so if you don't like that kind of stuff, just go read something else, right now.   
Erin was sitting on her bed, feeling oh-so-slightly depressed at the emptiness of the place. She was used to having Axl around… He was loud and obnoxious, maybe, but she had never felt sad when he was with her… Until the end, anyway.     " I don't ever want to see you again!"     It had been about a week since they had split up. Technically, they hadn’t gotten a divorce, but they didn’t live together, and Sorry Doesn't Cut It
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Friday The 13th

Mon Feb 16, 2009, 4:14 PM
... Wow. All I can say is... Wow.

Don't get me wrong, it was a good quality movie. I was waiting for somebody to remake Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street (You know it was inevitable) and I'm glad to see that they didn't completely destroy it. (Like they did in The Grudge, The Ring, and The Hills Have Eyes II, which didn't even have the same STORYLINE as the original.)

So what was the problem then?

Well...

LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO MY JASON!!!!

Seriously, now, this is getting ridiculous! Jason used to be the hottest extremely deformed guy out there, (especially with the mask.) He had an awesome body, and he was just downright cool-looking. The Jason in that movie was a JOKE! He looked like one of those 50-year-old meth-addicted rednecks who sit out on their porch with shotguns and wait for their daughter's boyfriends to show up! And don't give me that, 'Well, time's past' crap, because it's a remake of the first/second one!!!! GWUAH!!! This is so annoying! How are we supposed to live with our new horror movies if we can't even count on them making Jason hot anymore?! Next thing you know, they're going to remake Clockwork Orange and do the same think to Alex! (Of course, if they do that, I might react a little more strongly. I'm not sure if you've ever seen Clockwork Orange, but Alex looked like a mix between the young Mick Jagger and the young Roger Daltry!)

Anyway... My point is, if you appreciated the old Friday the 13th and the sexy Jason, don't watch the new movie. Watch The Uninvited. It's way cool.

Or My Bloody Valentine.... Cuz it's got a guy named Axel.

Over and out!

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  • Mood: Gloomy
  • Listening to: Open Wounds - Skillet
  • Reading: Crooked
  • Watching: NOT Friday the 13th!
  • Playing: The game of life...
  • Eating: McDonalds, soon! (If I can convince my mom...)
  • Drinking: Hopefully! (See above.)

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  • Current Residence: New Orleans! (I can pretend...)
  • Interests: GUNS 'N ROSES!!! *Is slightly obsessed*
  • Favourite movie: Monty Python's 'The Holy Grail'
  • Favourite band or musician: GUNS 'N ROSES!!! (Redundance FTW!)
  • Favourite genre of music: Hard Rock, Metal, Grunge, Goth, etc...
  • Favourite artist: ... *Kidnaps Axl Rose and runs away, whether that was relevant or not*
  • Favourite poet or writer: Do song writers count? If so, Axl Rose and Slash
  • Favourite style of art: CHIBINESS FTW!!!
  • Shell of choice: TURTLES!!!
  • Wallpaper of choice: ... GUNS 'N-! *Gets hit in the head with a brick*
  • Skin of choice: ... The one I'm wearing? 0.0
  • Favourite game: GUITAR HERO!!!
  • Favourite cartoon character: ... This is a hard one... Maybe... Spongebob?
  • Personal Quote: LIVE AND LET DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!

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Mood: Agony ~jonesjesse33 Mar 1, 2009, 4:28:33 PM
im suicidal :dead: :surrender:

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If i has to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU.
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~jonesjesse33 Feb 13, 2009, 2:44:43 PM
what up popcorn? and i won't hug brian!

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If i has to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU.
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~THE-Popcorn Feb 16, 2009, 4:03:27 PM
You will hug Brian if I tell you to!

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YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER BE BIGGER IN THIS INDUSTRY THAN ME?! I'M THE POPCORN!!! THE POPCORN!!!
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Mood: Love ~jonesjesse33 Feb 17, 2009, 2:18:30 PM
i need a little push. i mean....i really really really want to! he's soooooooo adorable! (in my opinion)

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If i has to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU.
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~PimpinStevie Oct 2, 2008, 2:58:45 PM
Heeeeey a Guns fan! Awesome taste in music. <3 What's up?
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~THE-Popcorn Oct 4, 2008, 1:34:36 AM
Nothing, really. How about you? (Yay! More GNR fans! And here I thought the world was going down the drain.)

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YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER BE BIGGER IN THIS INDUSTRY THAN ME?! I'M THE POPCORN!!! THE POPCORN!!!
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~PimpinStevie Oct 4, 2008, 6:44:15 AM
I'm pretty good, getting ready for my marching band competition. :) *loser xD* I know, right? But there ARE some die hard Guns fans I know on this sight who also put up some amazing GN'R work.
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~THE-Popcorn Oct 4, 2008, 3:26:18 PM
Cool. I'd love to hear about them. ^-^ I mostly just write crappy fanfics myself..

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YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER BE BIGGER IN THIS INDUSTRY THAN ME?! I'M THE POPCORN!!! THE POPCORN!!!
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~lunaXdracoXmalfoy Sep 8, 2008, 1:54:20 PM
Oh a Guns N Roses fan whats up?

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Hi my name is Luna and I rarely check my dA or post art because my scanner fails.

I am Axl Rose in dA's Celebrities Crew!
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~THE-Popcorn Sep 10, 2008, 11:31:56 PM
Lol. Nothing. Glad there are other fans in existence. ^-^ I love your avatar. *Stares for about five minutes*

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YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER BE BIGGER IN THIS INDUSTRY THAN ME?! I'M THE POPCORN!!! THE POPCORN!!!
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